- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada
i have to write an original fairy tale so help me out and finish the sentence
once upon a time
there were many tiny dragons
but exactly how many tiny dragons were there
that’s a lot of tiny dragons
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
That’s called anxiety.
That explains at least half of my life then
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.
THE HELLO KITTY ONE.
Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg
i love how they’re all wearing bow ties except for 3 of them haha
the return of rave dad
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
that, in wrestling, is called a huricarana. i’ve done it to my 6’5, 350+ lb boyfriend :-)